Voicemail/IC Contact

[istheindustry]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

"Well, my dear, it seems your timing is rather unfortunate, in terms of tracking me down - however, should you leave whatever information you deem appropriate, I'll get back to you eventually. Take note that videos or pictures shot from...flattering angles, shall we say, will likely be responded to far more quickly; I'm a rather busy man, all things considered, and I do have to prioritize my time~

Although I suppose that if you have something that's direly pressing to say, you had best get on with it; I haven't all day, you know."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]