007. [video; technically a re-intro]

[istheindustry]

Well, my dear friends - it's been a long time for some of us, hasn't it?

[...oh, god, Reaver, what the hell do you want...]

While I've made my presence known to a few of you over the last...oh, I don't know, few weeks or so...I know full well that the rest of you may have been unaware of my return - and it's about time that we remedied that, don't you think? After all, I can't deprive all of you of my presence for too long, and the time for laying low is well over.

And if I didn't know you before, then you're more than welcome to introduce yourselves - don't worry about boring me any, if that's the case then I'll gladly tell you to shut up and get on with it. So in the name of that not happening, do try to keep it interesting, will you? Make up a story about the grand dragon-slaying adventure you just embarked upon for all I care.

[He pauses for a moment once that's out there, however; clearly that's not everything he wants just now.]

Of course, it's also come to my attention that a few of you might have what's rightfully mine - and that isn't going to do, either. So do be good sports about this entire business and hand over those Pokémon you may have received, will you? I would hate to have to...collect them, as it were.

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[doitrockapella]

!!!

ALERT
ALERT ALERT ALERT

AWOOGA AWOOGA

CALLING ALL CARS
TEN-FOUR GOOD BUDDY
WEEOOH-WEEOOH-WEEOOH

HOIST THE MAINSAIL
CAPTAIN SIGHTED
LOOK ALIVE YOU SWABS

HELLO CAPTAIN
H E L L O

[VOICE - LOCKED]

[sadisticwarfare]

It's good to see you're back as well.

[Not really, but the least he can do is attempt to be sociable. That's what Kimblee wants him to do with the new recruits, right? Well, Reaver isn't technically new, but that's not important.]

I'm afraid I didn't receive any of your Pokémon after you disappeared. I do wish you luck in getting them back.

[A brief pause.]

I assume you returned here with a set of new starters, without any of your original Pokémon?

Video

[lieutenantantichrist]

[There's an Octillery being held up in front of the camera. It gazes unblinking into the lens.

Blake is behind it. It dangles from his hand with a tentacle wrapped around his wrist.]

This thing?

[video]

[artfuldestruction]

They dragged you back here too, did they?

[Really, it's almost amusing by this point. Not that he's laughing very hard.]

I'm so happy for you.

[And still so incredibly asspained about the whole thing! The fact that his stupid Deino is currently sitting by his side and whining like some sort of demonic dog isn't helping.]