Voicemail/IC Contact

[istheindustry]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

"Well, my dear, it seems your timing is rather unfortunate, in terms of tracking me down - however, should you leave whatever information you deem appropriate, I'll get back to you eventually. Take note that videos or pictures shot from...flattering angles, shall we say, will likely be responded to far more quickly; I'm a rather busy man, all things considered, and I do have to prioritize my time~

Although I suppose that if you have something that's direly pressing to say, you had best get on with it; I haven't all day, you know."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

text;

[doitrockapella]

SHE SAID
ACKPTHBPPPTH

UM
AT LEAST

I THINK THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID


> /run worddef.exe value: a c k p t h b p p p t h

NO ENTRY

C A P T A I N
WHAT IS A
A C K P T H B P P P T H

???

text;

[istheindustry]

[...CARMEN IF YOU ARE EXPECTING TO NOT BE TEASED INTO THE NEXT YEAR YOU HAD BETTER ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS HERE BECAUSE WOW]

Consider it the human equivalent of flinching and you more or less have the idea.

text;

[doitrockapella]

. . .

CAPTAIN USED
C H A R M

IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE !

CARMEN FLINCHED !

YES / NO ?

text;

[istheindustry]

That's it, yes! Well done.

Now, tell me about this...thing you need assistance with, my dear - what sort of secret are we discussing?

text;

[doitrockapella]

OH
YES !!!

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

WHAT IS A GOOD
P R E S E N T

FOR A
B I R T H D A Y ?

text;

[istheindustry]

That depends, I think - I assume this is for Carmen, or are you asking in regards to someone else?

text;

[doitrockapella]

UM

THAT IS A
S E C R E T !

UM
UM UM UM

I MEAN
DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST SECRET

BUT
IT IS FOR SOMEONE VERY
P R E T T Y

IF THAT HELPS

[SMOOTHEST OF SMOOTH, YUP.]

text;

[istheindustry]

[...Zack...]

Do you have a picture of this very pretty someone? After all, I can assist you better if I know what they look like, correct? I don't have to know who they are.

text;

[doitrockapella]

UM
NO

PICTURES ARE

VERBOTEN
FORBIDDEN
NOT ALLOWED

SORRY

:(

text;

[istheindustry]

Not a picture of them, then, but a picture of something else. They just happen to be in the shot. Would that be allowed?

text;

[doitrockapella]

SCANNING...
SCANNING...
SCANNING...

THIS IS A PICTURE OF
T O R N A D O

HE IS A
R A P I D A S H

HE TRAINS VERY HARD !

BUT
IT IS NOT HIS
B I R T H D A Y

ATT: IMG4131.jpg

[Just pretend that horse there is white and, y'know. On fire.]

text;

[istheindustry]

[...trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

damn girl - ]

A very fine Rapidash indeed - consider it appreciated.

However, as for your question, I would suggest...well. Are you familiar with lingerie at all, by any chance?

text;

[doitrockapella]

[Nothing like a girl with a stallion between h—WE'RE DONE HERE.]

UM
NO

WHAT IS A
L I N G E R I E

???

IS IT FOR
L I N G E R I N G

text;

[istheindustry]

...not exactly, though some might see it that way.

I'm sure you could put that searching thing of yours to good use.

text;

[doitrockapella]

> /run worddef.exe value: l i n g e r i e

lingerie (n.): underwear, sleepwear, and other items of intimate apparel worn by women

OH NO !

SHE HAS THOSE
A L R E A D Y

:(

text;

[istheindustry]

And? You can always get her some that she doesn't already have.

Things that will look particularly pretty on her, even. Things she wouldn't buy for herself.

text;

[doitrockapella]

> /ping celadondptstore.pokenet.org #query value: l i n g e r i e

SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...

ATT: qualitysleepwear.jpg

IS THIS
P R E T T Y ?

text;

[istheindustry]

[...holy shit, Zack.]

Believe me, you don't want to see that in person on a human body if you value your eyesight.

A general rule to follow is the more skin that's visible, the prettier it is. It may sound counterintuitive, but humans are an odd species like that.

text;

[doitrockapella]

THAT IS VERY STRANGE !

. . .

BUT
HAIR UP = PRETTY
AND
NO COAT = PRETTY
AND
LEGS - COAT = WHO'S THE BABE !

. . .

CAPTAIN
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT

text;

[istheindustry]

Of course I am; I've been good at these sorts of things for many years now.

When is this birthday of hers, anyway? Perhaps I'd like to send her well-wishes of my own.

text;

[doitrockapella]

I DO NOT KNOW !

SUPERSPY ZACK STRUCK OUT !

BUT
IT IS IN
M A R C H

AND BEFORE MARCH 4

text;

[istheindustry]

Well, I'll keep that in mind! And I'll certainly be sure to contact her before then, in that case.

[Because really, if it's in March and before the fourth, it's a matter of contacting her on the first. If he's wrong, then he's just contacting her a bit in advance.]

Any other...concerns that you need assistance with?

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[doitrockapella]

SHHH DON'T TELL !!!

I WILL FIND SOMETHING
P R E T T Y

AND THEN
PRETTY + PRETTY = 2X PRETTY !

THAT MEANS HER
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
WILL BE 4X EFFECTIVE !!!

THANK YOU CAPTAIN !!!

text;

[istheindustry]

Oh, don't worry - she'll hear nothing from me.

Good luck to you, my dear! ♥♥